Greg Theakston

Hometown:
N/A

Positions:
OUTFIELD/P

Baseball Experience:
SDABL

Seasons With Gnomes:
2 Seasons

Best Baseball Moment:
N/A

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin’ up all the food. All the chicken. All the pig feet. All the collard greens. All the hog maw. I wanna eat some of them chitlins! I like pig feet!”